60 cents from Teddy. Gordie? Kiefer Sutherland makes a memorable teenage villain, and look closely for John Cusack in a flashback scene as Wheaton's now-deceased and dearly missed brother. "I don't feel guilt, but I just want to say, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you more." "You were 11," Wheaton replied. [punches Vern in the arm twice], [The boys stop and stare into the distance]. : This, as we know, upsets him because he's a good kid and he wants to go to school and learn. I cherish these moments. 90s Films. Vern tells them that while he was hiding under his porch he overheard his older brother talking about the body's location. Released: 1996. Vern Tessio was born in Castle Rock, Vern is the goofy and scariest and fat kid of the group. Vern Tessio. Gordie He was carrying five elephants in one hand! Paladin Paladin far far from home! You made your way towards Vern and waved. : : The women in the audience screamed. Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy. : As time went on, we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until, eventually, they became just two more faces in the halls. Join Facebook to connect with Vern Tessio and others you may know. Milo: You come on and try it, you slimy bastard. Who cares? Vern Chris It happens sometimes. : | Too cool. Teddy: That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod. : [Gordie shakes his head]. The Body was published in King's 1982 collection Different Seasons and later adapted into the 1986 film Stand by Me.. Teddy Within a few seconds, Lardass has finished his first pie]. Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat-ass! They ain't never gonna find him. You lose Gordie! Milo: He's crazier than a shithouse rat. [to Lardass] : There's one thing I didn't understand. Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore. Teddy: Did your mother have any kids that lived? : Teddy You flinched! Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you? We could go down to the route 1-36 bridge. Smart guys. Chris: Bulltrue! Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. Teddy But you know, it's not his fault. Well I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp. On the way, Gordie Lachance (Wil Wheaton), Vern Tessio . If either of you a**holes had a$1000, I'd kill you both. Teddy: Come on, Choppy! Ace: What are you gonna do, shoot all of us? Like Charlie Hogan's brother. He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. : I mean, you knew I took it. My dad said it, I'm no good. : [Chris and Teddy turn around just in time to see a train coming around the corner from the opposite end of the bridge], Vern: Oh, sh*t! You die, Chambers! Mayor Grundy That could take 'til dark. Gordie Chris stepped over trying to help the two, but one of the men withdrew a knife and stabbed him in the jugular, killing him instantly. Gordie You're Lachance. , Now come on, flip again. If he had one. Even Vern knew it, I think. Vern: I'm not going alone. Stand By Me is the story of four twelve year olds living in a small town in the year 1959 whose lives were changed by a chance adventure that they embarked on at the end of an indolent summer. Teddy: Sh*t, this wasn't my idea, it was Vern's idea! Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life. What he wanted was revenge, and right before he was introduced he'd gotten ready for it. Teddy: Gordie, go and get the provisions, you morphadite! But maybe I was sorry and I tried to give it back. : Quidaciolu's is at the end of that little road that goes by the junkyard. Chris: Yeah, but so what? Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? [Lardass prepares to dive into his sixth pie, but then his stomach starts rumbling]. Run! | She weighs over three hundred pounds. Why did Denny have to die? | Let's get moving. We'll be there by sundown. Hey Chris? Milo: I know your name. What did you bring a comb for? Vern Legend had it that Milo had trained Chopper, not just to sic, but to sic specific parts of the human anatomy. Milo: You watch your mouth, smart guy! Chris: Girls, girls, girls, cool it. Boom-baba-boom-baba [They fall silent as Lardass glares at them, but then they resume their mockery as soon as he starts moving again]. Vern: That's so funny, I forgot to laugh. Vern: Yeah, but if a train comes, there's nowheres to go. Vern Gordie Billy Tessio: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. Crowd : I brought the comb! Its not gonna be like grammar-school, thats why. Sound about right to you, Gordie? Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy? Youre taking your college-courses and me Teddy and Vern will all be in the shop-courses with all the rest of the retards making ashtrays and birdhouses. The Writer: [typing, about Chris] Although I haven't seen him in more than ten years I know I'll miss him forever. : Gordie: Move Ace. During the Media Crackdown, he and his friends went to Antelope, Oregon, and met Reverendburn. Milo: Come back here! I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Vern : : Jerry O'Connell was born in New York City, to Linda (Witkowski), an art teacher, and Michael O'Connell, a British-born advertising agency art director. Chris : Updated 30 January 2023. What did you bring a comb for? Boy, you don't know nothin', Mighty Mouse is a cartoon, Superman is a real guy, no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Teddy: Oh, great, you brought the comb! A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin! Finding new and preferably ways to degrade a friend's mother, was always held in high regard. It is also possible to buy "Stand by Me" on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Microsoft Store, AMC on Demand . Tssh. Chris: Nothing. "Hey, hey, hey! : Chris: He can't be a dog. Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones. Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore. Damn it! When businessman Vern Tessio received an order for one of his products from the USA, he knew it could take weeks to arrive. As the story begins, Gordie's friend Vern Tessio asks his him and two other friends, Teddy DuChamp and Chris Chambers, if they want to see a dead body near another town. All those stories that you can make up, and He said, "This is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it." : Donelley Twin Get up! Vern He also has horrible friends. - Milo: I know who you are. Vern Tessio arrives and asks if they can go camping that night. But right now, neither the dread, Chopper, nor Milo was anywhere in sight. I wasn't. Gordie Chris: Yeah. Nine months, man. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side relaxing with my thoughts. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. You four-eyed psycho. Gordie: I'm no good. Let him do his own fighting. Vern Tessio Teddy Duchamp Gordie Lachance is the protagonist in the story. : You brought the comb! Teddy : Vern Tessio is a main character in Stand By Me. Go to the shop Go to the shop. That's weird. Gordie: Does the word retarded mean anything to you? : Superman's a real guy. Tags. 2023. Vern is frequently shown to be timid and anxious, but is always willing to stick with his friends, even in the face of danger. Billy Tessio: I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits. GET UP! Teddy Kiss my ass, Choppy, kiss my ass! , He died almost instantly. Chris, who'd always made the best peace, tried to break it up. You don't even have any hair!" Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp [Tag: hair ] more on this quote "- Teddy: This is my age! Gordie: Maybe it shouldn't be a good time. What a surprise! And then, your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up! [the boys begin walking away]. Teen movies and horror films are like peanut butter and chocolatethey're great together . "I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, Gordie?" Chris Chambers. The Writer: [voiceover] Now he said, "Sic him, boy." Vern Chris: I mean, you could be a real writer someday, Gordie. Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving. Unlock this Study Guide! Let's get moving. , : Milo: Hey, you kids! : [as Lardass walks across the stage to his seat the Benevolent Order of Antelopes mock him in rhythm with his steps]. Gordie Gordie: Maybe you could come into the college courses with me. [after they had dinner] Vern : Nothing like a smoke after a meal. Paladin, Paladin where do you roam? There's no doubt about it. 22. he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. It's baby stuff! We should all go. Vern : [after dropping his hamburger in the campfire by accident], [the boys get dressed and Gordie is recovering from fainting], [Fighting Teddy and punching him over and over], [singing the ending song to their western], [after the Milo Pressman incident, Vern tries to light up the mood by singing while Teddy cries]. Vern: [looking at a pond in their way] Told you we should've stuck to the tracks. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once. Ace: Come on, Lachance, gimme the gun. Vern is overweight, emotionally sensitive, not very bright, and rather easily scared. Chris: Hell no! Chris Chris [cries]. Pussy. Jerry O' Connell is Vern Tessio, an overly-enthusiastic youngster who is often the butt of the other boys' jokes. 29 January 2023. Maybe, we should take Gordie back. Web. [to Vern] Why didn't you bring something?! Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want. Chris: Suck my fat one? Stop Teddy What the audience didn't know was that Lardass wasn't really interested in winning. Happens sometimes, friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. Except for the looney up in Togus. Teddy: He's a dog, he's definitely a dog Chris: He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car Vern: Yeah, that is weird. They just keep wagon training. He enrolled in the college courses with me, and although it was hard, he gutted it out like he always did. Teddy: Stand back, men! Why were Rays feet bare. [Teddy shoves Chris and Vern stops both of them]. Teddy Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want to. 2023. The boys are surprised by Chopper's appearance]. Go on, Gordie, it's a swell story. [begins to cry] I just never thought a teacher Oh, who gives a f*** anyway? No there isn't, we just jump. (Billy is also a member of the teenage gang that plagues the boys later.) Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant., - Gordie: Fuck writing, I don't want to be a. 20. : It'd be a good fight though. Teddy , I think Chris is right, let's just go back. Vern Teddy Oh guys, I better get home before my mom puts me out on the "ten most wanted." Bob Cormier: Hey! Ace: Come on kid, just give me the gun before you take your foot off. I brought the comb! But in . Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Vern: Geez, Gordie. Break it up. - Ace: What are you gonna do? 80's Men. A knight without amour in a savage land. : Everything was there and around us. Teddy : Oh, great! You're just a kid, Gordie Chris: I wish the hell I was your dad. Wanting to be heroes in each other's and their hometown's eyes, they set out on an unforgettable two-day trek. , Teddy: [to Vern] You go. Corey Feldman. Teddy: Oh, sh*t! Vern: Why not? Vern Teddy: No but this is. : What's your problem, Duchamp? I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. I don't shut up. : Teddy knew I took it. It'd be a good fight, though. What's Goofy. You like it, Teddy? I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. [Vern is fed up. Gordie: Move it! Vern Chris Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. I cherish these moments. "Have Gun Will Travel." Chopper will be here. Why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff? - Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? Vern Home; About; Gallery; Blog; Shop; Contact; My Account; Resources Gordie Chris Everyone knew I took it. Lardass Hogan It's stupid, it's a stupid waste of time. Your. Slowly, a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. GO! COME BACK HERE, GODDAMMIT! A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. : I saw the other day. Teddy: I am acting my age. Vern is overweight, and does contribute to his emotional issues, but really doesn't anything about them. That's easy. Chris Movie Info. I'LL SIC MY DOG ON YOU! : And now, the one you've all been waiting for, the four-time champion, our own, Bill Travis! : The train had knocked him out of his shoes.